Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
So. Much. Porn.
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