At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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