these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
