we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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