Having a random hookup so left but love u
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
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Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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