i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Randomize