Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
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I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
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I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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