Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
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She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
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He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
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