i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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