I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
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She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
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somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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