If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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