Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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