I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
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next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
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Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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