i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
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I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
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This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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