Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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