This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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