Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
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does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
she peed on how many people?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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