Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
Randomize