i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
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dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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