Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
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If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
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Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
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