Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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