walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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