A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
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Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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