rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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