im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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