Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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