I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
This is the prime rib incident all over again
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It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
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Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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