Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
you will always have a special place in my vag
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
