Already got asked if we're dating
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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