Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
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You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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