i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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