I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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