before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
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That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
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he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
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