2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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