So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
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pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
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I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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