Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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