I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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