I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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