Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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