I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
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i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
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He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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