kristin has been a bad kristin
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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