that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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