Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
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