My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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