these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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