What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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