BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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