I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
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If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
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Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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