I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
It's just like the Real World with babies
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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