Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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