i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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