There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
nutella sex= disaster
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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