Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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