I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
