he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
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My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
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Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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